Hi guys

Today my friend asked me a question…..”how many kinds of people are there in this world??”

To answer this, I pondered long and hard; and after five long, painstakingly silent minutes i answered….the world is divided into two kinds of people …. face-bookers and people who have a life…..

The truth is clearly becoming inevitable…..

Face book is the biggest drug this world has seen….me being its latest victim(i know this is totally a conflict of interest)

From personal experience I can state that facebook has easily replaced the morning brew of soothing coffee to start my day….

But ,my friend had it so bad that making facebook his home page just wasnt enough……

he had to resort to extreme measures….

Now he is just one click away from his daily fix…

First thing i do when i wake up is log on….check my news feeds…..see if anyone has retaliated to any one of my barbs…if any one has liked any one of my comments…find new people to troll and spam…poke fun at some photos and maybe just poke some friends…..

i needed to have my daily dose…..they were like ecstasy pills to me now

this is the first level of face boook addiction….thankfully i havent fallen deeper into its clutches….but i have seen worse cases….when the daily news feeds cant satisfy their unending desire for online social life, they resort to playing games like cityville and castleage….the whole frikkin day…..

soon a few of my friends were begging me to play, so they could get gifts and bonuses from me…one went as far as offering me money in exchange for some level ups…..I did not accept.(was too busy updated my profile)

this hole does not have an end you see…..I have only seen through the two surface layers of this addiction…but there are layers soo deep…that once there, it will be almost impossible to find your way out…..

soon i saw myself never logging out…I took my Lap everywhere….Literally everywhere….

having said all this…..it is slowly dawning on me how much of a hold ,Mark Zuckerberg had over me and a major portion of the world…..

the other day,,there was some kind of site clean up going on and i was denied access to my account for close to 10 hours…..i couldnt bear the wait…and the withdrawal symptoms were showing….i was irritable…non co operative and jittery……

It was like there was something wrong with my brain….to be on the safer side I consulted the doctors….they took a brain scan

and found shocking results…….

see for yourself…..

It had taken over my brain ……

But I did not heed the warnings of my doctors,I needed to stay informed ….needed to stay in the loop….needed to see how many people commented on my status update……

Mark Zuckerberg had full control of my life at this moment…..i would bend at his will and obey his word if he threatened to delete my account…i was sure of it….it had become as much a part of my life as maybe my passport or my wallet….

HeĀ  is slowly becoming the dictator of the world and maybe he himself is oblivious to this fact but I have started to see it……

He is among the likes of Hitler and Stalin says TIME magazine….

Expanding his reach to china now….his latest conquest….

The day is not far when the whole world will be under his mouse……when he will be one click away from world domination and we will be slaves to his applications( I hear there is this new concentration camp app…. it doesnt look good)…..

The handfull of people who are free of this epidemic…beware…let this be your warning shot….

Once your in …..you will never get out…….

and to all those planning suicide after reading this……

i have bad news

EVEN DEATH CANTĀ  FUCK WITH FACEBOOK

PAWNED.